DYSON'S DIARY 2009
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Menorca Tour Party 2009
Dobbo
Ives
Benny
Becky
Bats
Belly
Gaz Nuttall
Craig
R Stephen
R Squirrel
Mr Bong Head
Mrs Bong Head
Jordo
Liam
Sam
Ben Hampshire
Timmy
Dave Clayton
Julie Clayton
Joanne
Pottsy
John Morley
Albert Morley
Almo
Menorca tour report by the Rawdon Legend (“RL”)
The 2009 Menorca tour was soon
upon us and this year we were back touring as Barnsley
CC,
after a one year break touring as the Rawdon
Gents CC due to unforeseen circumstances.
New tourers came in the form of Jordo (a man mountain from Geelong, Australia), Ben Hampshire (a 17 year old from Barnsley), Liam Tegg (a posh lad from Kent) and Sam Kennett (a pizza hut chef also from Kent).
The plane got
off on time so there was only time for a brace in the airport bar. The 3 x 330ml
cans of Stella for £10 on board seemed very expensive, even more so when Benny
didn’t
buy his round. It was agreed that we would got to San Luis on the way to the
apartments to get Lunch and a week’s supply of cigs. RL and Ives stocked up with
200 each but Benny only bought 40, surely that couldn’t last him
for 7 days,
could it?
Mr and Mrs Bong Head had done as they did the previous year and flown out on the Tuesday. They reported that the weather had been very windy and they hadn’t been in the pool yet, but with “Scorchio” weather forecast for the week ahead none of us were worried. The new Friday tradition is to head to John Morley’s villa to catch up with old friends and get some ale in. Everyone fancied a dip in the pool but it was too windy. Greg Batty didn’t let us down and had a 5 minute splash.
Another
Friday tradition is the meet and greet at the Tennis club bar in the S’algar
complex which normally has 1 person working and you cannot get served, but it
was a lot better this year and we caught up with many old faces including Dave
Greener a former tour
member but is now in charge of the bar for Menorca CC.