report by Ricky Halloran

Thursday started with plenty of rumours flying around the IBIS , some of which were unbelievable!!

The litten tree hosted breakfast and things became a lot clearer! The Skipper was sensible heading back for an early night with Brough. Turns out he couldn't string a sentence together though and even managed to take a leak in the lift leaving a lovely puddle!

Star man belly couldn't handle his evening wkd's and took a trip to chunder Town for the first time ever on tour! 30 years since his first trip!

The highlight however comes from the Saffa! Taking a stunner back to the IBIS showing her a good time and even letting little jack have a suck on a nipple for his troubles.

Eggs Benedict and a pot of tea was sampled by Halloran and Brough whilst we all watched the Aussies getting spanked to the amusement of many! Stand up if your 2-1 up

Now to the serious stuff, on the back of a win at Lytham the previous day spirits were high when making our negotiated well and bowled first!

A couple of talented guests made there way over from Otley to make a guest appearance opening the batting for Blackpool.

Jordan and Bob opened up , the first game either had played since under 15s and to the amusement of the skipper belly had the new pill! Rolling in from the top end the guest openers were in trouble straight away, swinging like a rusty gate Jordan didn't hang around long with his middle stump getting clattered into!

At the other end Bobby faired a little better swiping a 4 off the bowling of Mark but he soon had his man with a piece of brilliance from the big fella!

A forward falling c and b from belly was another highlight from the first ten and the jesters were well on top.

Middle overs saw spin and not a lot of bottle from young jack. Fresh from his nipple licking he let a hat trick opportunity go a stray and forgot to give Michelle a ring , bowling his way to a fantastic  4 fa meaning the jesters restricted blackpool to 90 odd no thanks to wiz and his cows tits!

Rhodsey n saffa opened up , all eyes were on the first ball as Rhodsey was going for 3 goldens in a row. Showing no nerves he smashed it for 4 setting the tone for a chase that we made at a canter.

Rhodsey an ed sent the ball to all parts, Jordans dad simply not good enough to keep the in form saffa at bay! Rhodes gave it away saffa retired, agar played a glorious drive for 4 only to go short after leaving Halloran to long handle one into the car park. A calamitous bit of cricket from brough meant a quick single in the end as the jesters went wild winning with many an over to spare!! 

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